Yet another day is upon us, a work day….as
if any of the others count. I haven’t slept at all for the past 2 nights as we
have had too many visitors in our bed. I’m ok with just one or 2 extra ladies
;) but when there are so many that I’m using a cabbage patch as a pillow…. It
has gone too far. I said last night, one baby Abigail and I know for a fact
there were more.
The night before I knew we were having
a bed party and I foolishly thought that
once she went to sleep I could throw their cold hard heads out into the floor
(yes, I’m going to throw my daughters children out into the floor, my very own
grandchildren) but that did not happen. Early on in our night she decided to
vomit in the bed and I recognized what was about to happen and let her vomit in
my hands…just to save the sheets. How sad is that? But on a good note, she only
did it once and I wasn’t up changing sheets all night! I just took the trusty
vomit pan labeled CHARLEIGH JOE to the bed with us.
Yes, just in case you are wondering
everyone in my home has their own vomit pan because when it really hits, you
don’t want to wait on the receptacle… I began doing this when there were 4 of
us. Nice calligraphy, Cooper and Charleigh Joe decorated theirs with stickers.
Fuck you Pinterest, where you at on that one?
I’m sitting on the couch typing away
while there is a party of strange women sleeping in my bed. I don’t really care
either. They are just cold headed, rough haired tramps. They will sleep
anywhere and with anyone, so if he falls for it and cuddles up…whatever.
I sure hope work goes well. I almost
typed in “good” just to make the grammar Nazi’s fire up. 10 hours can really
get to you and I think we have several cases today. Hopefully my friend Nate
can show me some Cross fit surgery moves……
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